In Defence Of Scrooge


“The Impression That I Get”; Mighty Mighty Bosstones
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Despite a commonly held myth that the Christmas season has the highest suicide rate of all the seasons, studies have proven that across North America, suicide rates are actually lower at that time of year. Studies suggest that while the holidays can bring up some very difficult emotions, they also tend to evoke feelings of familial bonds and these feelings may act as a buffer against suicide.”
The Canadian Mental Health Association

So I’m watching the Greatest Christmas movie ever made, Die Hard, and flipping over to one which freaked me out just enough when I was a kid I haven’t watched it all the way through since — A Christmas Carol. It was the colourized Ted Turner Edition, so just to heighten the freakishness everyone’s wearing pastels and 1850’s coal-oil soaked London looks like 1985 Miami.

But I must have caught it at just the right — or wrong — commercial breaks because I didn’t see the movie as a condemnation of Scrooge, or even his Lifestyle… when the Ghosts started popping up, especially the Christmas Past Dude, the movie actually offers perfectly sound reasoning for Scrooge’s behaviour.

Scrooge’s mom died during childbirth, so his father resented him. When Scrooge was old enough — four or five — his old man sent Scrooge away to school in an attempt to get rid of the kid Forever and Ever. While he was a child the only friend Scrooge had was his Sister. His sister died giving birth to a son, who Scrooge resented forever and ever… the Nephew comes back later on in the story as a poor, but happy Dude.

Scrooge, still a Christmas Lover despite everything but moving closer to the Dark Side, moves to the Big City and gets a job as a clerk of some kind. At this point he meets and gets engaged to Alice, a chick who thinks it’s a virtue to be poor. She and Scrooge are very happy together for a few years. When Scrooge attains a certain level of success she breaks up with him… Scrooge says “[I’ve] struggled to be better than [I] was.” She says “you’ve changed, here’s the ring, fuck off.”

At this point Scrooge swears off personal relationships except the one with his business partner, Jacob Marley. Years later, after being told Marley is not long for this earth, Scrooge tells his clerk there’s no point rushing to Jacob’s bedside because “we’ve all got to die, Cratchit”.

It seems as though his entire early life was just one kick to the balls after another… in some Historical context I get how Scrooge is seen as the Really Bad Dude. The beginning of the Industrial Revolution was not a kind time for the Working Man. But even in that context Scrooge is a sympathetic character. I always thought, just from watching the Muppet Version and reading some of the book, Scrooge was meant to be a character without a soul and the Ghosts were trying to give him one.

But Scrooge was a decent Dude, Life had just taken everything from him… even though they’re basically the same character, Scrooge definitely is not Henry “scurvy little spider” Potter from “A Wonderful Life”. That’s a fucker who should die for sure.

One thing which I noticed which I’m not sure is Really there or not was towards the end, while he was hanging with the Ghost of Christmas Present, there were a few comments which could be interpreted as antisemitic… like when ghost says “you’ve chosen not to have Him in your heart”. If I’m getting the interpretation right the comments are to be expected, of course, given the time and the career Scrooge had taken.

Just as an aside, by far the biggest Christmas miracle of them all has to be when LAPD Sgt. Al Powell puts five shots into the torso of the ‘presumed to be dead’ Euro-trash Terrorist, thus saving John and Holly McClane at the end of Die Hard.

God bless us, every one.

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About Gabriel...

...diagnosed with manic depression in 1989, for the next 14-years I lived without treatment or a recovery plan. I've been homeless, one time I graduated college, I've won awards for reporting on Internet privacy issues, and a weekly humour column. In 2002 I finally hit bottom and found help. I have an 8-year old son, and a 4-year old son... I’m usually about six feet tall, and I'm pretty sure I screwed up my book deal. I mostly blog at saltedlithium.com....
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8 Responses to In Defence Of Scrooge

  1. thordora says:

    oh I love Die Hard. I knew there was something I should have been watching last night….

  2. exactscience says:

    Hmmmm, The Shining is pretty close competition for the old Die Hard.

    I appreciated the Christmas Carol when I realised that Scrooge was the hero and not the villian.

  3. pistolpete says:

    Interesting take on Scrooge. You do have to give the guy credit. Just 3 ghosts and he’s out giving away his fortune on plump pheasants and raises for employees who come in late and take the day off early. Not many CEOs today would show such compassion.

  4. only4now says:

    I love that you take a character who is supposed to be perceivrd as cold and heartless and help us see what led him to that way of life.

    Kind of makes a person look at everyone twice and ask why.

  5. Gabriel... says:

    It just feels like a cheat… Scrooge’s lifestyle, the one he ended up with, was reasonable and by making it such a black and white ending — Scrooge miserable / Scrooge delighted — it feels like Dickens is totally dismissing everything Scrooge had become. And back in 1850’s London I’m sure it worked as a socialist fantasy, but Everything Scrooge worked for (even sacrificed for) had a purpose in the end… and the principle’s he lived by shouldn’t be so easily dismissed. In the movie version anyway Scrooge doesn’t come across as a Bad person, just pissed off and disappointed in his life. But he’s treated by everyone as someone in need of rehabilitation instead of just a little understanding, a few hugs and a Snoopy mug… then, when it happens, there’s a “there, see? All you had to do was pass out the cash” feel to the whole thing…

    It definitely wasn’t the story I was expecting, and it’s such a Great story Hollywood releases ten photocopies of it every year, but there’s just something in the way it wraps up that bothers me… it’s almost like Scrooge has to admit defeat before he can be accepted into the Happy Tribe.

  6. voodoo says:

    I like the way you think

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