Whatever this thing is, it’s intelligent and it’s not afraid to kill its loved ones for food…
I’m not suggesting we cover the Earth in six inches of concrete, build a few oxygen generators and eat nothing but discarded skin. I’m just saying that if we want to avoid the weirdness this planet keeps throwing at us it’d be a good start.
This thing looks like it was the inspiration for John Carpenter’s “The Thing” and most, if not all, of the CGI in “Men In Black” only, instead of cartoons vomiting and/or exploding all over Tommy Lee Jones’ credibility as an actor, this thing is sitting in the middle of a Spanish road eating one of its own.
And I’m using the word “thing” on purpose. The fucking thing looks like an insect, it even moves a little like an insect, but I swear to Christ that thing is intelligent enough to know those cars whipping past aren’t a threat. It’s walking on two freaking legs with its buddies head in its freaking mouth. Something that fucking insane looking isn’t supposed to exist outside of a LucusFilm computer.
I’m totally fucking serious, you see something like this crawling around your neighbourhood and you start thinking “where’s the fucking government? Where are the people who are supposed to be doing something?” What is wrong with Europe that something like this makes sense? It’s four inches long… it’s four inches long, it’s intelligent, it looks like it looks and it has its friends head in its mouth. Seriously… there have been some pretty good reasons to do it in the past, but it’s finally time now to cover Europe in concrete.