My Favourite Twenty-Five Movies Because Ten Would Be Stupid And Thirty Would Be Fucking Annoying Part Two

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A list poem is one of the easiest kinds of poems to write because it doesn’t require either rhythm or rhyme. But that doesn’t mean you should write down anything helter skelter. Here’s a list of elements that makes a list poem a poem instead of just a list:
1) The writer is telling you something–pointing something out–saying, “Look at this” or, “Think about this.”
2) There’s a beginning and an end to it, like in a story.
3) Each item in the list is written the same way.”
“How to Write a “What Bugs Me” List Poem”, by Bruce Lansky (1996)

“My advice, to anyone willing to listen, is to find a notebook that fits into your pants pocket. Use a pen with a cap so it doesn’t explode in your pocket, and start writing down whatever you can remember. Even if it’s a favourite colour. Then, later, write down why it’s your favourite colour…. and pretty soon you’ve got a list.”
Me on my last post

The Second Five: My Ultimate Twenty Five Movies
This is a list I finished last spring. It was part of, what ended up being, a very successful part of regaining my memory. It took me two years to put this list together. The lists I’m posting, about the embarrassing memories, and these movies and the others to come, are meant to show the value in writing memories down.

The Americanization of Emily (1964) b/w (James Garner, Julie Andrews) This is one of the very few war movies — in fact I can’t think of another — where the hero is not only a coward, he revels in being a coward and the philosophy of cowardice is celebrated as a virtue. Of course it’s a satire, but what’s being satirized is heroism, the only movies I know of which come close would be Catch-22 and MASH — both of which used TAOE as source material, but those were about the lunacy of the war machine itself, not about the benefits of cowardice in preventing wars.

“…his (Madison, played by Garner) rebellion is fueled by a conviction that war is a staged, man-made affair motivated less by necessity than by misguided visions of warfare as an arena in which men prove their gallantry. As Madison tells Emily’s mother, ‘It’s not war that’s insane; it’s the morality of it.'” — Slant Magazine. The only problem with the movie is its choice of wars… optimally the First World War — with it’s millions of dead for a few feet of earth — would have been a perfect fit for the long discussions of the futility of being brave. For some reason they picked the Second World War, the one noble war in recent history as proof that there are no noble wars. Just as historical reference, this movie was made before the American public had turned against the Vietnam War. Beyond war, the movie also brilliantly examines the relationship between Europe and America.

Canadian director, the great Arthur Hillier, does a great job with the long pieces of dialogue written by Paddy Chayefsky, considered to be one of the greatest screenwriters ever. The movie was loosely based on a novel of the same name by William Bradford Huie.

Giant (1956) (Rock Hudson, James Dean, Liz Taylor) In 200 minutes this movie spans several decades while dealing with class struggle, interracial marriages, racism, the oppression of women. We watch one man grow over a lifetime out of prejudice through his children, while another is destroyed by his hate and love of a woman he can never have. All on a background of the development of the Texas oilfields and the hundreds of billions in newfound wealth fighting against the established aristocracy of the old school ranchers. I have to admit that I resisted seeing any of James Dean’s movies… and Liz Taylor’s and Rock Hudson’s for a long time, and for the same reason, I was young and stupid and convinced that anything that came Before had no value. It’s actually how I was kind of raised. These people represented the excesses of American culture, not it’s talent. Humphrey Bogart and Cary Grant, however, I would watch on every PBS Movie Weekend.

But Giant, adapted from a novel by Edna Ferber, shocked me. James Dean, who I hadn’t even seen in Rebel Without A Cause, was a real actor. Some of his scenes are better acted than anything I’ve seen since he made them. The issues dealt with in Giant, the racism against Mexicans especially, were dealt with intelligently and honestly and this movie was made in 1956 as a blockbuster for a large audience. It’s hard enough to find decent independent movies today made about these issues, but to have a studio jam this much talent and this much money into a movie so filled with intent and meaning… in 1956. That kills me.

The Prophecy (1995) (Christopher Walkin, Eric Stoltz) This movie wasn’t so much “great” as “like, totally fucking awesomely cool”. Christopher Walkin as a pissed off archangel Gabriel stompin his way through the American West looking for the one thing that will help him win an ongoing Civil War between all the Angels Of Heaven — the darkest, most evil human soul. And he’s not just pissed off… he’s pissed off at God. Fuck, I just got chills. Everything about this movie, including its tiny budget, is way totally cool. Eric Stoltz as the protector Angel, Simon, who hides the dark soul in a young girl. Viggo Mortensen, pre mental breakdown, making a surprise appearance as Lucifer. Adam Goldberg, a reanimated suicide case as Gabriel’s henchmen… dude just keeps trying to kill himself. All of it because, when God allowed mankind into Heaven a pack of the angels became jealous and turned against… well.

Quote One: Gabriel: “I’m an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.”

Quote Two: Thomas Daggett: “If you wanted to prove your side was right so badly, Gabriel, why didn’t you just ask Him? Why didn’t you ask God?”
Gabriel: “…because He doesn’t talk to me any more.”

The only serious flaw to this movie, or what could be considered a serious flaw, is the sheer number of ideas it tries to jam into the movie, and a plot that’s not quite grand enough to deal with them. But that’s a problem with most independent movies and a not so grand budget… in this case US$8million. And I had no problem getting past it…

The Filth And The Fury (2002) (Sex Pistols — doc.) Just in terms of the archival footage this is an amazing movie. Britain, trapped deep in the malaise of the Seventies. Everything was falling apart, the garbage strike had gone on for months. Trash piled high on streets and in front yards. The coal miners on strike, paralysing the country. The Soviet Union seemed on the brink of winning the Cold War, gas rationing, hyper inflation across the Western World. There’s still some debate as to which band invented Punk, or at least which was the first Official Punk band. Iggy Pop and The Stooges or The Ramones are generally the two candidates. But there’s no doubt as to which band brought it to the bars and clubs of the United Kingdom, then to America. As much as The Stooges and The Ramones banged on their distorted guitars and sang atonal songs about high school love and street sex, neither had directly attacked government or establishment institutions. And then there was “Anarchy In The U.K.”, it was the first punk anthem for a British youth culture tired of living in shit… “I wanna destroy, possibly.”

This movie is well paced, there are interviews with the entire band — including archival stuff of Sid — and with the bands who were influenced by them. The interviews with Johnny Lydon-Rotten are done backlit so you can’t see his face… it’s like he’s in a witness protection program. There is one scene that almost always takes my breath away… it’s in a British club, the Sex Pistols are on stage, and in the crowd are Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie and the Banshees), Shane MacGowan (The Pogues), Billy Idol (uhm… Billy Idol), and a total Who’s Who of what would become the next generation of Punk. From their website: “The Sex Pistols ARE punk, the rest are ‘punk-rock’, BIG difference…”

Network (1976) (Peter Finch, Faye Dunaway, Robert Duvall) Paddy Chayefsky is the greatest screenwriters Ever. Full stop. In 1964 he wrote “The Americanization of Emily”, and he won Oscars for writing Marty (1955), was nominated for The Goddess (1958), won again for The Hospital (1971), and in 1976 he won for Network. He also, probably while drunk or being beaten up, wrote “Paint Your Wagon”, a bizarre musical starring Lee Marvin. Network is, without a doubt, the most searingly accurate portrayal of what the boardroom and “public relations” sector of “The Media” is really like. Except, maybe, for the actual death contract put out on the main character, Howard Beale, no other movie about “The Media” even comes close to Network. Although I’m sure Ted Turner probably stabbed a few reporters in the eye. The only movie I’ve seen that was equally vicious, yet remained an exacting portrayal of a “sector” would have to be “American Psycho” with Christian Bale. Paddy also wrote 1980’s “Altered States”, another favourite of mine. I should get his name tattooed across my belly… in that serif gang font. That’d be cool.



About Gabriel...

...diagnosed with manic depression when I was nineteen, for the next 14-years I lived without treatment or a recovery plan. I've been homeless, one time I graduated college, I've won awards for reporting on Internet privacy issues, and a weekly humour column. In 2002 I finally hit bottom and found help. It's now 2022, and I have an 8-year old son, and a 12-year old son... I’m usually about six feet tall, and I'm pretty sure I screwed up my book deal. I mostly blog at
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21 Responses to My Favourite Twenty-Five Movies Because Ten Would Be Stupid And Thirty Would Be Fucking Annoying Part Two

  1. darkentries says:

    If I don’t see ‘The Addiction’ in this list I am going to come over there and tie you to a chair and put it on. I might feed you grapefruit while you watch, but only if you’re good.

  2. Gabriel... says:

    Dude… you’re not supposed to eat grapefruit while taking anti-depressents or any other time-released medication… grapefruit makes it easier, and faster, for the medications to be absorbed by the stomach.

    I haven’t see “The Addiction”, although I have just now read several glowing reviews so if I see it I’ll pick it up. So… I guess you can buy rope here, there’s a hardware store across the street. But I get to choose the chair. Buuuut… you could always make a memory-based list of your own favourite movies if you had a piece of paper and a pencil, hint, hint, shove, slap on shoulder.

  3. darkentries says:

    Christopher Walken rocks in The Addiction, as ever.

  4. thordora says:

    i LOVED!!!!! The Prophecy! It had Erich Stoltz! SQUEE!!!

    And I really have wanted to see TAOE for a long time-I’ll need to pick it up.

  5. Gabriel... says:

    I will never understand why Eric Stoltz didn’t have a larger career… he has worked though, his IMBd page is overflowing. Good looking dude, waaay talented yet, other than Mask, no starring roles. We need more Stoltz.

  6. darkentries says:

    Its the ginger element…

  7. Gabriel... says:

    What is it with Brits, Aussies and people with red hair? I think you’ll enjoy this… it’s from a site called “The Rut“.

  8. thordora says:

    mmmmmm….despite the stolen libido, Stoltz can get me everytime…

    And I really liked Killing Zoe as well. great soundtrack, although I seem to be the only person who liked that movie.

  9. Mo says:

    Sorry man, I don’t understand any of this but I just wanted to say thanks for dropping by.
    Best Wishes

  10. spakkeh says:

    I absolutely loved the filth and the fury.

    And thanks for the concern mate… Writing really has become hard these last few months. I suppose I should try it again…

  11. Gabriel... says:

    You’re right, Killing Zoe was pretty good. How about “Romeo Is Bleeding”? Remember back when Gary Oldman was still one of the next “Great Actors of his generation…”?

  12. Gabriel... says:

    Mo… dude, as long as you’re not writing smack about my mom again, you are always welcome to leave a message anywhere you can find space. It’s great to see your blog again.

    Spakkeh, if writing is how you learn and how you deal with… “issues”, then you should definitely try to keep it up. You’ve had interesting things to say so far.

  13. thordora says:

    mmmm Gary Oldman….True Romance is one of my fAVORITES! with him in it.

    Ooh! Love Michael Keaton as well. Where’d he go anyway?

  14. darkentries says:

    Romeo good, True Romance great, mostly because Walken is god, and Arquette was pleasingly snaggly back then… Slater was and still is the Nicholson wannabe who never quite made it.
    Although he worked in Pump Up the Volume, mainly because I don’t think much acting was required.

  15. Gabriel... says:

    Hey, watch it punk… “Pump Up The Volume” is on my next Five list. Actually… now that I think about it, “True Romance” — which was written by Tarantino — was one of only two movies Slater was excellent in… the other being Heathers, of course.

    Michael Keaton has made every movie he has been in better. Without a doubt. But it was that snowman movie — Jack Frost — that I think killed his career. I keep hoping they’ll make another movie out of an Elmore Leonerd novel and he’ll be in it… not that Get Shorty bullshit, one of Elmore’s really Pulp novels. Like “Jackie Brown”, which was based on Rum Punch. Or “Out Of Sight” with George Clooney and Jen Lopez in her best role to date.

    Great… now I have to go edit Pump Up The Volume off the next movie-list post.

  16. thordora says:

    Pump up the volume should be there for Samantha Mathis’ tits if nothing else. I covet those boobs.

  17. darkentries says:

    Yes. Pump up the volume rocked. Slater was good in it, I didn’t say he wasn’t, just that he didnt need to act (blatant arrogant sweeping statement clearly).

    Samantha Mathis. Oh yes.

    Heathers was good.
    But I am a total 80’s/early 90’s teen movie afficionado. You are going to put the breakfast club on there aren’t you?

    Say anything. Now there’s a movie….

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