Category Archives: UmBiPMaD Stories

Protected: Totally Inappropriate Salted Humour Day: Welcome To Frontier Lodge

Posted on November 3, 2007 by Gabriel...

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The Last Part Of The Third Of Five Lists: The 52 Places I Can Remember Calling Home

Posted on October 31, 2007 by Gabriel...

“Last one out of Liberty City, burn it to the ground.” “Last One Out Of Liberty City”, ‘Hello Rockview’; Less Than Jake (1998) “My advice, to anyone willing to listen, is to find a notebook that fits into your pants … Continue reading →

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Totally Inappropriate Salted Humour Day: Smoking Smoked Smoke

Posted on October 26, 2007 by Gabriel...

Minimal dust operation with disposable bag. . . Living On Cantor Boulevard (28 of 52) In Ottawa… . Back in the fall of 1993 my brother had just moved in with some ‘friends of friends’. I was desperate to get … Continue reading →

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Part Two Of The Third Of Five Lists: The 52 Places I Can Remember Calling Home

Posted on October 24, 2007 by Gabriel...

“A list poem is one of the easiest kinds of poems to write because it doesn’t require either rhythm or rhyme. But that doesn’t mean you should write down anything helter skelter. Here’s a list of elements that makes a … Continue reading →

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Totally Inappropriate Salted Humour Day: Pulp Friction

Posted on October 9, 2007 by Gabriel...

‘Pulp Muppets‘ “Starring Kermit The Frog, Mrs. Piggy, Gonzo, Eric Stoltz, Fozzy Bear…” The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who … Continue reading →

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UmBiPMaD Stories: Fred Nietzsche Was My 240lb Solvent-Huffing Ex-Nazi Rooming-House Neighbour And Friend

Posted on July 4, 2007 by Gabriel...

To predict the behaviour of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), German Philosopher Dave killed my rabbit. Fred … Continue reading →

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