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The Last Part Of The Third Of Five Lists: The 52 Places I Can Remember Calling Home
“Last one out of Liberty City, burn it to the ground.” “Last One Out Of Liberty City”, ‘Hello Rockview’; Less Than Jake (1998) “My advice, to anyone willing to listen, is to find a notebook that fits into your pants … Continue reading →
Totally Inappropriate Salted Humour Day: Smoking Smoked Smoke
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Part Two Of The Third Of Five Lists: The 52 Places I Can Remember Calling Home
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Totally Inappropriate Salted Humour Day: Pulp Friction
‘Pulp Muppets‘ “Starring Kermit The Frog, Mrs. Piggy, Gonzo, Eric Stoltz, Fozzy Bear…” The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who … Continue reading →
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UmBiPMaD Stories: Fred Nietzsche Was My 240lb Solvent-Huffing Ex-Nazi Rooming-House Neighbour And Friend
To predict the behaviour of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), German Philosopher Dave killed my rabbit. Fred … Continue reading →












